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Apparently Ben is leaving the Faces FC Bosom and is on his way to Hornchurch.

I am happy to clear up that it isn't Hornchurch FC as first assumed, but it is in fact Hornchurch Tesco's as they found out he was a sweeper and their Car Park hasn't been the same since their last Caretaker left.

Brothers, Friends, Brethren.

I can hold my peace no more.

I stole Danny Reds' first touch on Saturday morning and didn't give it back to him until Sunday afternoon, so Saturday wasn't his fault after all.

Gareth told me to own up

Gareth Collins, Manager of Faces FC has dipped into the Transfer Window and signed a Jan Molby tribute player.

After a much-maligned campaign thus far, Collins released this in-depth statement via a club source:

"We're fucked".

The statement, which has been described as containing basic spelling errors in only two words and handwriting usually found in a 2 year-old's scribble book is based on the current results and disappointing boos from the faithful Faces supporters after their recent home… Continue